Fisrt of all, i suppose we should start at the begining...
Hi, my name is Joe E. Humphrey. I'm 19, an Aquarious and I live in Sacramento, California. I write screenplays and plan to eventually make them into films.
People often ask me what I want to do with my life...
Well,
to quote Madonna
I want to rule the world
Here's some pages I've put together... some
more interesting than the others, some more integent, some will show you
more of who I am, some have little or nothing to do with me... either way,
I wrote them, and I figure I should put them up.
JOE'S
SONG OF THE WEEK
Here's a horrible bio I wrote for myself...
for some reason it centers around two months of my life and blows off the
other 20 years
JOE: MY STORY
I have to warn you, I just
kinda threw a few things together, still adding to it
As I said before, I write screenplays. Now,
there's been more than a few movies that have inspired me. So, I got the
wonderful idea of grabing a bit of script from differant ones and putting
on here... BUT... a warning, for some reason, the best movies tend to be
rated R, so, some of these pieces may be offensive (like the part in True
Romance when Dennis Hopper tells Cristopher Walken that he's got
"nigger blood" in him and Cristopher Walken shoots him in the head)...
so watch out if that kinda stuff bothers you
there will be more...
On my last page i went down a list of all
my favorite movies and music and stuff, but that was kinda goofy lookin'
so I moved it to it's on page...
I also like to give a little credit to the
people that have inspired me in my life, so, here's a page dedicated to
the important people to me. If I forgot someone, don't think that I like,
don't recognise your importance, just that I forgot, if I were purposly
leaving you out, you'd know it.
I suppose (though I've never recieved one
e-mail from this page) I should put my E Mail address here... in
case you decide that you need to tell me something, or perhaps send me
something nasty, or you're thinking about comiting suicide and I am only
one that can talk you out of it. It's all good.
You know you want to write me... don't kid
yourself... you should give into your deepest feelings...
And, it's unavoidable... you're going to
want to chat with me... that's all there is to it... so, if you don't have
ICQ, then get it, and look up my number... 2517627
and if you have AOL, my screen name is Monkey5391
Be
a sport, sign it... if you sign it... i'll be your best friend
and that's of the week, not of the weak.
and check this out... now I have compiled a bunch of the older "Songs of the week" and made a Song Page... check it out if you want.
SONGS
I, Joe, have an intense appreciation for
women in general... I think they totally facinating... so, I've taken this
cool web page oportunity to pay tribute to some of them that have impressed
with with thier totally female selves.
A
TALE OF LIFE, DEATH, AND UNWELCOME BONERS... well, not really death
Anyone that actually knows
me IRL (well, REALLY knows me... I am kinda shy) knows that i spend about
80% of my time bitchin' about what sucks and what bugs me... so, now, I've
found a place where I can vent some of that, and you can choose to be a
victem to my ranting (which the people around me have far less margin of
choice) or you can choose to just ignore it : )
and sign my guest book Van Damme
it!!
LOOK
LOOK! People!!! Real people have been to my page!!!
